Lol Bird
Pacific Northwest
Laughs at predators. Often photographed. Never caught.
Streetwear for believers. Heavyweight hoodies, fleeces & tees carrying hand-drawn cryptids pulled straight from the field journal — the Oarfish, the Lol Bird, the Desert Walker and whatever else we manage to document.

Eleven pieces. Drawn in the dark. When the timer hits zero, the trench reseals — restocks are never promised.
Three of the fourteen documented to date. The rest live in the journal until they don't.
Pacific Northwest
Laughs at predators. Often photographed. Never caught.
Sonoran Basin
Leaves no footprints. Smells faintly of citrus.
Olympic Range
Vanishes at dusk. Reappears in your camera roll.
Heavyweight cotton · screen-printed · numbered runs
User submissions · tag #oarfishsupply
The first sighting was in the North Atlantic, 1894. A naval crew documented a creature "ribbon-like, the length of three boats, with fins burning orange in the lamplight."
We've been drawing what they saw ever since. Every piece in this collection is a translation — ink on paper, then ink on cotton — of a thing that probably exists.
Read the full record →